Proof that Zombie Jesus loves our new shirts so much, he did not smote Cheever and leave him for worm food.
“And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.” – Acts 12:23
Thus making you invincible when you wear it.
And now available in a more portable size to add to your jean jacket.
Proof that a solid thrust hug, an exercise bike and clown makeup will get you noticed by even the most conservative of bike brands.
Any more proof and you’d be able to fire a musket.